Thank You, But No Thank You

Tonight I visited the pediatrician for my 18-month visit. Mommy and daddy were excited for Dr. Y to hear all my words, but mostly all I said was "no thank you." "No thank you" stethescope, "no thank you" ophthalmoscope, "no thank you" otoscope, "no thank you" vaccines. You get the idea. I weighed in at 25 pounds 2 ounces and am 32 inches tall, thank you very much!